TheGOLDENmagikarp

I'm a lonely fish no one else is as great as me. I can easily say it is lonely at the top. I wish somebody would climb as high up as I. If you ever challenge me in Pokemon I am sorry for your loss but you stand no chance. I have beaten WolfeyVGC. He never uploaded our battle to YouTube (guess the shame of losing to a Cinccino spamming and landing the move "sing" in the end hurts too much) so I am sad. But if you want to try feel free to ask me for a battle. Keep in mind Angelic hates me because of Pokemon.

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Things I tell myself in different areas of my daily life.

School:  A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Chess.com: Did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I don’t say out loud.

Dating life: Don’t get a woman, get a dog… They are loyal and they die sooner.

At Home: Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.

Pokemon: This is super effective right ?

Dreaming of the future: I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

Friends: I always learn from the mistakes of friends who take my advice.

Testing: I hold the key to success, but someone changed the lock

Shower thought:  I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day

Social life: I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean but people always think I’m joking.

Summer: I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… Twice a year.

Talking to parents: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Talking to Angelic: It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Fighting: Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

Swimming: Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?

And lastly is playing chess with angelic: Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

PS I NEED YOUR HELP I’ve lost my mind. If found handle with extreme caution. It may be dirty and is definitely dangerous!

Also available for hire   message me and I will delete spam forums in your club,

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List of my favorite people on chess.com

AngelicNightcore:  Mysterious figure nobody ever seems to know their gender its quite a controversy.

SecretKea: Understands the suffering of Angelics wrath helped me in the great battle of freedom

BananaPeelEater: don't know why I wonder if shes ever tried to swallow a banana whole?

squirtle: fellow Pokemon lover

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Lets have a splash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!