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           Welcome to my pRARfile!

Listen. Do you want to be loyal to the only thing worth being loyal to? Do you want to take over EVERYTHING? If yes, then the way forwRARd is clear. Join RAR!!! Support the Deer Leader (A.K.A. Not Master Joseph Truelson, RAR Attacker) on chess.com, or Liches.org (intentionally misspelled). After you follow him, here are a few impRARtant links.

1. Classic RAR on chess.com

2. Classic RAR on Liches.org (also intentionally misspelled)

3. The Only Twitch Channel Worth Following

Done all that? Now, the most important step: DON'T BE ANTI-RAR!!! RAR!!!

You're still gonna be Anti-RAR? Well listen to this:

"Curse you, foul Anti-RARers! May all your teeth fall out, except for one, so that you may have toothache! Would thou wert clean enough to spit on! Thou art a boil, a plague sore! Thy are the rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril! I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands! I shall slap you, but that would be animal abuse! May the jackals feast upon the corpses of your fellows! The Glorious Meteor of the East shall rise and shine brighter than you all! RAR!" ~ @1e41-0

RAR!!

Loyal RARers, please put the above (and this sentence!) in your profile...